Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer and Andy Murray have nothing on me! My forehand is full of fury and sass, my mediocre two handed backhand and floating slice intimidate down to the bone, and if I come to net, my Western grip volley is always late and as ugly as Sissy Spacek is perceived to be in “Carrie”. Never mind on my serve when I fire a 60 MPH, Semi Western grip American Twist Bombshell your way; MADNESS WILL ENSUE. It is a Godsend for these top 4 guys that I am not allowed into the main draw of any of these tournaments because of the various restraining orders placed upon me. Novak Djokovic, Rafael Nadal, Roger Federer and Andy Murray have nothing on me! 🙂
Novak Djokovic has nothing on me!
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on February 4, 2012 at 11:16 am
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