Repost- Can anyone stop Rafael Nadal on clay?


NO!     I mean, if it does end up Djokovic and Nadal in the French Open final, three things would have to happen for Novak to win:

1:   Nadal goes out the night before and throws a massive Cocaine/Hooker/Balloon party and ends up being kidnapped by a pack of insidious clowns and he misses the final.

2:  Novak Djokovic wakes up the day of the final and God literally posseses him, and Rafa wakes up with the Visine shits. 

3:  Rafa wakes up and has all of his limbs cut off like the Dark Knight in The Holy Grail, AND someone steals all of his rackets.

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