Cesar Romero, Cesar Millan and Layden Robinson




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New Videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCLrGXd5piA. This is me. Extremely Minkish!   Please “Like” and comment if you enjoy. Cheers and Happy Saturday to all.

Lady Ga Ga Incident

Curious to know why Aussie fans were wielding eggs and did they have some inside information tipping them off that Lady Ga Ga had stole a wheelchair and was going to make her way onstage midway through the show piloting one?    Cheers and please pick up my  album “Greatest and Otherwise”  http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/greatest-and-otherwise/id416176197


I am so fucking terrified of these creatures!

Mr. Minkman

      Mr. Minkman dressed to the hilt, called the shots and could sometimes be quite the mean muthafuckin’ man!

      Down to Grasso’s, right in the front row, Mr. Minkman orders his special Milan Serum and commands a high class whore to hand him the bones.  Time after time, Minkman makes the point, howling like an evolving Werewolf while passionately throat kissing lovely after lovely until the passion becomes too much, overwhelming, (Minkman IS truly the fucking man.)

Dressed, cozy and confident in his shiny Mink, Mr. Minkman starts to get really extremely fired up visualizing The Pink Panther and a team of synthetic bearded Terrorists working with him to construct a creative plan to rule the land.

“Thank God there is good Music soaring throughout this fine establishment.”   Mr. Minkman cannot handle any dairy and especially any fair ass, bang ass Tooter, limp dick ditties!

In walks an Amazon armed to the Teeth wielding a titanium tennis racket engraved with the letter “W”, as she begins to claim she is a Goddess from Past History that brought Alexander the Great to his knees and wielded the most ultimate Pussy Magic. (Mr. Minkman was not amused in the least.) You don’t confront the “King of Minks” with a feeble bluff constructed from Mental Ward experiences and distant Looney Tunes gibberish. JEEZER BADEEBEERS!

Mr. Minkman is swift. Mr. Minkman is stellar, sometimes consuming wholesome amounts of First and Second Growths from his perfectly tuned Wine Cellar.

OUR GODDESS IS HISTORY and once again Mr. Minkman Prevails!


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Serena Williams Plastic Surgery

Serena Williams is no good for Women’s Tennis and either is her funky nosejob;  All that is missing is a tarnished hand held mirror for her to hold to fuel her own nauseating Vanity!   Please subscribe and download a song or two at  http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/layden-robinson/id326867687  or for European Fans  http://www.cdbaby.com/artist/LaydenRobinson

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Masterful Bowie!

“The Hearts filthy lesson with her hundred miles to Hell.”   Love the Piano solo.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pe6uWzwQ1FE

Shania Twain and Serena Williams- The Return of Two we do not NEED back in SOCIETY!

The return of the talentless Shania Twain and the “Epitome of all Vanity” Serena Williams;  2 Things this Wicked World doesn’t need to try to regain it’s optimism.   😦

George Michael VI- A Brief Conversation

It is early in the P.M Hours and drinking some mediocre Red Chinon when the Tele rings.


“Layden, it’s me.”

“It’s who?”


“Me who?”

“Your best buddy.”

“Who is this?”

“It’s Mr. Hedonism- Mr. Careless Whisper minus Sexy Sax Man, George Michael.”


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